In an effort to make my day job more enjoyable, I thought it’d be funny to begin placing images of horses bathing on my coworker’s computer with absolutely no explanation as to how they got there. Why? Because bathing horses is the most apocalyptic image I could think of. Disagree? Google Image search results sure don’t. Take a long, soft look at the above, which was the top choice for a “large” image of, you guessed it, “horses bathing”.
Somebody actually conceptualized this, bought a canvas, some paint and then spent hours making sure a creepy teenage pervert watching three little naked boys bath a couple horses looked real. If this doesn’t mean we’re all staring down the barrel of a unnaturally naked gun come December 21st, then I don’t know what does.
Editor’s Note: Fuckin’ horses man.