May 23rd, 2013 at 5:06PM
I fucking love #umbrellababes, especially when they backyard’s bangin like a Benzy. / Strut on, French Vanilla, strut on. 🍎🍦🍎

I fucking love #umbrellababes, especially when they backyard’s bangin like a Benzy. /

Strut on, French Vanilla, strut on. 🍎🍦🍎

#umbrellababes
May 23rd, 2013 at 3:38PM
I made this look like mint chocolate chip cause it’s my favorite ice cream. But my favorite flavors for this summer are Butter Pecan and French Vanilla, as long as they’re at least 5’9”. #sorrychocolatedeluxe 🍨🍦👐

I made this look like mint chocolate chip cause it’s my favorite ice cream.
But my favorite flavors for this summer are Butter Pecan and French Vanilla, as long as they’re at least 5’9”. #sorrychocolatedeluxe 🍨🍦👐

#sorrychocolatedeluxe
May 23rd, 2013 at 12:32PM
Guys…GUYS, I found God. It’s a woman so don’t worry about the whole Hell thing, she seems to be very forgiving. 👸🌈🇺🇸

Guys…GUYS, I found God. It’s a woman so don’t worry about the whole Hell thing, she seems to be very forgiving. 👸🌈🇺🇸

May 20th, 2013 at 12:26PM
I took this picture high on masculinity and friendship. What the fuck is your Sunday looking like? 🙏🏆🛁

I took this picture high on masculinity and friendship. What the fuck is your Sunday looking like? 🙏🏆🛁

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May 18th, 2013 at 7:26PM
I was drunk and lazy this morning. Blow me, nature/you guys. 😶🐛🇺🇸

I was drunk and lazy this morning. Blow me, nature/you guys. 😶🐛🇺🇸

May 15th, 2013 at 9:15PM
Firing from the hip while driving a 15-passenger van = the definition of yolo. #BLOWMEUNIVERSE 😮🇯🇵💪

Firing from the hip while driving a 15-passenger van = the definition of yolo. #BLOWMEUNIVERSE 😮🇯🇵💪

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May 15th, 2013 at 12:04PM
Without timing, patience and boners, this wouldn’t have been possible. #blackandwhite #bonersseenocolor ⚫⚪🔝

Without timing, patience and boners, this wouldn’t have been possible. #blackandwhite #bonersseenocolor ⚫⚪🔝

#bonersseenocolor#blackandwhite
May 14th, 2013 at 2:41PM
Some guy with a real tough pair of nuts letting Ghostface know he approves. / The real hero here is not leather nuts, but the #negativespace. And if you can’t appreciate some quality “negspa,” you’re dead to me forever. This includes strangers as well, NO ONE IS SAFE. 👤◼👤

Some guy with a real tough pair of nuts letting Ghostface know he approves. /

The real hero here is not leather nuts, but the #negativespace. And if you can’t appreciate some quality “negspa,” you’re dead to me forever. This includes strangers as well, NO ONE IS SAFE. 👤◼👤

#negativespace
May 11th, 2013 at 7:08PM
I’m high on stuff I found around the house. 🔋🏡🇺🇸

I’m high on stuff I found around the house. 🔋🏡🇺🇸

May 11th, 2013 at 5:18PM
Shortly after this picture was taken, this guy walked by and eye-fucked my dog. He’s dead now, so it’s fine, but still… ☔🐶👀

Shortly after this picture was taken, this guy walked by and eye-fucked my dog. He’s dead now, so it’s fine, but still… ☔🐶👀

May 11th, 2013 at 10:39AM
“Oh watch out babe! Or American city will get us! It’s so fast and exciting! Let’s go make noisy European love in the hotel vestibule.” 🇩🇪🍡👌

“Oh watch out babe! Or American city will get us! It’s so fast and exciting! Let’s go make noisy European love in the hotel vestibule.” 🇩🇪🍡👌